>>A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
. . He opened a Saloon in Punjab..!!
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her !”
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.
Sardharji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth……………..WHY?
Because, his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF – I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY….
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question aper is leaking…
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER