Jan
11
2006

WHY INDIANS CAN’T BE TERRORISTS !!!

An article by Arun Vishnu

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane,we would forget why we’re there.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.
9. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages
Source: E-mail

Tags: Fun

Author: Arun Vishnu

2 Comments + Add Comment

Sony Idicula April 2, 2006 at 7:46 pm

Mr Arun Vishnu do you think that you are being cool by making fun of your own country and you fellow countrymen? If that’s the case I seriously suggest you to surrender all the rights that you enjoy as a India’s subject. Its you kind of mislead young people who spoil the whole system. I will tell you “WHY INDIANS CAN’T BE TERRORISTS?”.
1. Our culture which asks us to treat our guest as God ‘Aditidevobawa’
2. The way non-violence is been preached to us for years by so many great humans
3. They way 90% of Indians are brought up with full of love from our parents. 4. We respect the family concept more than another race. We think about our loved ones always, which stop us from being heart less barbarians.
5. The constitution which gives equal right even to people like you who never appreciates this country.
6. The strong booming economy that gives many people of this country to have a peaceful life.
and many more reasons.
So next time before posting a blog read it and think for a while if it makes any sense.
Anonymous August 29, 2006 at 8:27 am

hahahahhaaa.
mann sony.
who ever you are.
its a joke.
and mann.
you “suggest that he surrender all rights that he enjoys as a India’s SUBJECT”?!
are u serious?
india’s subject?
what century is this again?

oh wow.
im sorry. i think that’s the most hilarious thing ever.

and MISTER SONY IDUCULA.
go get some humorr.
seriously.