Jul
19
2006

Potta English’s

 # Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today …
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….

# About his family :
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* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)

# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)

# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) – ” Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”

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  • Sir to some students who where walking in the corridr near an exam hall.

    “Students, dont revolve around here till the exams are over!”

    Chemistry Teacher in a rural school with no lab facilities.
    She holds her hand up with an imaginery test tube in her hand..
    ” students, suppose this is test tube, catch some hydrogen, catch some oxygen, and u put it into this test tube, what do we get!?? Waaater!”

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    This is a nice blog, clean and informative..good job!

  • nice to read u

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