Sep
30
2005

CALL CENTRE GUYS (Part 1)

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE.TAKE A LOOK:Part 1:
1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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2) Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”
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3)Customer:: “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”
Tech Support:: “Tell me what you’ve done.”
Customer: “I typed ‘A: SETUP’.”
Tech Support:: “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”
Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”
Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”
Customer:: “What?”
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”
Customer: “No…”
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4).Customer:: “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support:: ?!%#$(welll pretend to smile)
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5).Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
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6) Tech Support: : “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer:: “A white one.”

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  • hi…
    really great one…
    luv,
    kitty.

  • he he he

  • good one !! :)

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