bugs of a debugger

Punish your Microsoft developer- SHARE THE PAIN Technology

// September 24th, 2007 // No Comments » // Fun

First idiot to drop iPhone!

// July 1st, 2007 // No Comments » // Fun

This guy opens the box and…just watch.

Valentine’s Day

// February 13th, 2007 // 1 Comment » // Fun

Color Code

——————–

Blue — Free

Green — Waiting

Orange — Going 2 propose

Pink — Accepted

Black — Rejected

White — Already booked

Yello — Brarke up

Gray — Not interested

Red — Leave me alone

All other colors — All Indians are my brothers and sisters

The Best Geek Quotes

// December 26th, 2006 // 1 Comment » // Fun

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
3. Microsoft: You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
7. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

I saw this in this site

The 4-year holiday called "engineering "

// December 2nd, 2006 // 2 Comments » // Fun

Things common to all engg college’s :

1. The lecturers don’t teach. The students don’t study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college.
2. Rules are made to be broken.
3. Promises are made to be broken.
4. Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS!
5. The geek’s are the most pampered during the internal exams.
6. The lab assistants are the most respected people ( i.e. during the lab exams).
7. The watchmen are the people most bribed.
8. The HOD is the person most respected (heights of sycophancy here).
9. The principal is the person most abused and insulted (i.e. at the back).
10. Dropping subjects is ‘cool’ (arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).
11. There is always a lecturer in the college who can’t speak proper ‘english’.
12. Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
13. The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the ‘chit’ in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them.
14. The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen ,the ‘free’ periods or for completing the records , assignments.
15. The second-years are the ones with the ‘I am the don-of-the-college’ feeling.
16. The third years are the ones with the ’so-many-backlogs’ feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues.
17. The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever…with no interest in ragging, pulling each other’s legs, the b’day parties, the b’day bumps et al which they enjoyed so much till now. All they want is a good placement and a ‘1st-class’ tag attached to their memo.
18. The first three years are spent in cursing the college, the people there, the system et al.
19. But towards the end of the fourth year, people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years .Now the very system they disliked, the very canteen they cursed, the time that they spent there, the b’day bumps they suffered. All these seem like heaven to them.

Cool Answers

// September 23rd, 2006 // 1 Comment » // Fun

Q . How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and

three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

IT Movies

// August 22nd, 2006 // No Comments » // Fun

* Munna Bhai MCSE
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
* Love in mIRC
* ID Mil Gaya
* Chat To Kero
* Ek Programmer Thi
* Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
* Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
* Network Ke Us Paar
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
* Aao Chat Kare
* C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge
* Programmer No.1
* Mera Naam Developer
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
* Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
* Tera Code Chal Gaya
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai
* Raju Ban Gaya MCSD
* Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari
* Login Karo Sajana
* Naukar PC Ka
* 1942 — A Bug Story
* Kaho Na Virus Hai
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
* Shaheed Hacker Singh
* Password De Ke Dekho
* Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
* Mr. Network Lal
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna

Cloning

// July 31st, 2006 // No Comments » // Fun

Cloning

// July 31st, 2006 // No Comments » // Fun

Cloning

// July 31st, 2006 // No Comments » // Fun

Cloning