This guy opens the box and…just watch.

Color Code ——————– Blue — Free Green — Waiting Orange — Going 2 propose Pink — Accepted Black — Rejected White — Already booked Yello — Brarke up Gray — Not interested Red — Leave me alone All other colors — All Indians are my brothers and sisters

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0 Microsoft: You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d [...]

Things common to all engg college’s : The lecturers don’t teach. The students don’t study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. Rules are made to be broken. Promises are made to be broken. Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! The geek’s are the most pampered during the internal exams. The lab assistants are the most respected people ( i.e. during the lab exams). The watchmen are [...]

Q . How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other [...]

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Cloning

Cloning

Cloning