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Jul
31
2006

Cloning

Cloning

Jul
19
2006

Potta English’s

 # Inside the Class :—————-* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )* Both of u three, get out of the class.* Close the doors of the windows [...]

Jul
6
2006

Company Names & It’s Meanings

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array [...]

May
26
2006

Manmohan Singh to Bush

Manmohan Singh to Bush- We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush – Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh – 100. OBC – 25 SC – 25 ST – 20 Handicapped – 5 Sports Persons – 5 Terrorist Affected – 5 Kashmiri Migrants – 9 Politicians and if possible 1 – Astronnaut

Apr
27
2006

New style of writing a love letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life [...]

Apr
16
2006

Marriage

Before Marriage Want to c “aftr marriage” Press Ctrl+A or select that pic

Mar
11
2006

Letter from Banta Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only [...]

Feb
14
2006

Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs [...]

Jan
11
2006

WHY INDIANS CAN’T BE TERRORISTS !!!

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us. 3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 4. With food and drinks on the plane,we would forget why we’re there. 5. We would ALL want to fly the plane. 6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 7. We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone [...]

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